Police Cars & Other interesting things

Are you going to drive drunk? If so, we are holding a special party for you! We have the bars all set up for you and you will receive a complimentary set of bracelets. We will also provide you with a festive bright orange jumpsuit. We will also book you in for an overnight stay in our 4 star facility. I’m sure Bubba won’t mind if you bunk with him.

Lake Tahoe Police, California

“RESERVED FOR DRUNK DRIVERS”

Be safe tonight.  Use a Designated Driver or call a cab.

(Source: facebook.com)

I BELIEVE I'LL HAVE ME A BEER by Jamey Johnson

I was going a hundred and five
When I looked in the mirror 
And saw those blue lights
And the next thing I knew I was touching my nose
That cop said:" Son, I hope those are cold"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtP24jb2MwY&feature=related

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE, a keychain from the CHP - California Highway Patrol

(via l3adge-deactivated20130111)

“Sir, please take 9 heel-to-toe steps forward.”